went to the beach today.it was pretty good.i loaded on the sunblock cos im starting to have a phobia about becoming too tan =________________= if u ask me its all rachel's and mom's brainwashing.*hmph*got really hot cheeks now cos i neglected to put any cream on my face.hee ^_______________^ so in the end im pretty tanned still T___________T and a seagull SHIT ON ME!!!!omg.i swear it was so horribly rank..i was gonna scream.lucky sabina kanna[got hit.haha.sg slang is so apt.] as well.then i didnt feel so bad!!HAHA.mean but oh so true.

was reading so topic forum on robbery.i'd very much like this event to be forever imprinted into cyberspace so here goes.

when i was happily walking home aged 15 a gangster-looking[ah beng] rode a bike toward me.he stopped me, asking for assistance......

the *toot*: ah hello, can i borrow ur handphone please?emergency..

me: um um.ok..

thinking[hmm.hes on a bike.maybe its a TRAP!] ^____________^ thanks to my paranoid mind...

me: hmm i think we should go over to the shops.

the *toot*: ok. [cycles over]

me: [walks leisurely] hey.this is 10c; thrs a phone at this shop.GO MAKE UR CALL!!EMERGENCY!!

[the *toot* leaves and comes back after 2 mins while im waiting for the lift]

the *toot* : uh.ur 10c.no more emergency.

THEN ! he grabs the handph.

me :AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
[holds his arms with both hands and resists temptation to bite]

the *toot* : PANIC PANIC PANIC!

u could see the hyperventilating nostrils flaring!hah.shoves my handphone back in my hand and shrugs off my grip; while power-cycling his path to freedom.


hahahaha..personal recount of failed attempt.when telling friends at school i can remember everyone laughing at the robber's misfortune in meeting me.haha..maybe i'll make a good cop someday. (;