why did the lettuce blush?

because it saw the salad dressing.

how did the man in the desert survive?

because of the sand which(sandwhich) was there.


to all the people who feel as shitty as i do, this is for u.


i want t get myself into a drunken stupor.i cant use the word again.because, i lucidly recalled how hes being a really meanie the whooolllleeee time i was trying to get drunk and wallow in sorrow.yesterday going out with ella and sabina was pretty fun, music at metro freo was really pumping, trance-house and R&B really good mix.but i had sore ankles(still do) by the end of the night..arms are sore from flailing wildly and dancing.

he hasnt spoken to me for 2days because i went out yesterday.he said i promised i wouldnt.but yesterday's outing was planned way before i promised.and i forgot about this prior appointment.and its really not fair.because he throws a tantrum when i dont let him out.but yet when i break a promise its all "U ARE IN THE WRONG".i dont think hes very compromising.how is it that im meant to be begging for forgivness.this is totally bullshit.

p.s.if this is truly ur sullen self most of the time, then i dont think you should be coming to perth.